Interview with Two Dope Boys in a Caddylack

The Stanford Review’s exclusive interview with Billy Kemper and Josh Meisel.

Why are your slate running for ASSU Executive? What are your slate’s goals at this point?

Ｗｅ 　ｗａｎｔ　ｔｏ　ｇｉｖｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｔｕｄｅｎｔｓ　ａ　ｖｏｉｃｅ．　Ｔｈｉｓ　ｓｃｈｏｏｌ　ｔｈｉｎｋｓ　ｔｈｅｙ　ｃａｎ　ｊｕｓｔ　 ｔｅｌｌ　ｔｈｅ　ｋｉｄｓ　ｗｈａｔ　ｔｏ　ｄｏ；　ｗｈａｔｅｖｅｒ　ｔｈｅ　ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐｌｅ　ｓａｙｓ　ｇｏｅｓ．　Ｂｕｔ　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　 ｎｏｔ　ｇｏｎｎａ　ｔａｋｅ　ｉｔ　ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ．　Ｋｉｄｓ　ｒｕｌｅ！

Which issues affecting the Stanford University do you believe will be at the forefront of voters’ minds as they evaluate your slate?

Ａ　ｌｏｔ　ｏｆ　ｐｅｏｐｌｅ　ａｒｅ　ｗｏｒｒｉｅｄ　 ａｂｏｕｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｃｏｎｏｍｙ．　Ｗｈａｔ　ａｒｅ　ｍａｒｇｉｎａｌ　ｃｏｓｔｓ？　Ｈｏｗ　ｄｏ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｅｔｅｒｍｉｎｅ　ａ　 ｇｒａｐｈ？　Ｓｔｕｆｆ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｈａｔ．　Ｉ　ｔｏｏｋ　ｅｃｏｎ　１ａ　ｌａｓｔ　ｑｕａｒｔｅｒ，　ａｎｄ　Ｉ’ｖｅ　ｔｕｔｏｒｅｄ　ａ　 ｃｏｕｐｌｅ　ｋｉｄｓ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｕｐｐｅｒ　ｒｏｗ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｑｕａｒｔｅｒ．　Ｉ　ＫＮＯＷ ＨＯＷ ＴＯ ＤＥＴＥＲＭＩＮＥ Ａ ＧＲＡＰＨ ：Ｐ

What do you think it is going to take to win over voters this election season given the current coverage questioning the credibility of the ASSU?

Ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｐｒｏｍｉｓｉｎｇ　ｆｒｅｅ　ｂｒｏｗｎｉｅｓ　ａｎｄ　 ｌｅｍｏｎａｄｅ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｔｕｄｅｎｔ　ｌｏｕｎｇｅ　ｅｖｅｒｙｄａｙ　Ｔｈｕｒｓｄａｙ，　ｂｕｔ　ｗｅ　ｄｏｕｂｔ　ｗｅ　ｃａｎ　 ｌｉｖｅ　ｕｐ　ｔｏ　ｏｕｒ　ｇｕａｒａｎｔｅｅ　；）

Is there anything else you’d like to share with the Review’s readers?

Ｗｅ 　ｎｅｅｄ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｖｏｔｅｓ．　Ｂｉｌｌｙ’ｓ　ｂｅｅｎ　ｄｅｐｒｅｓｓｅｄ　ｌａｔｅｌｙ，　ａｎｄ　Ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　５０　ｂｕｃｋｓ　 ｒｉｄｉｎｇ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｅｌｅｃｔｉｏｎ．　Ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｖｏｔｅ　ｆｏｒ　ｕｓ．　Ｉ　ｍｅａｎ　ｉｔ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｒｏｗｎｉｅｓ 　ｂｙ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｙ．